I have had a few trips to Las Vegas, Tampa, Atlanta, you name it, for no other purpose than to hang out at strip clubs. Men are just animals-at least all the men I know.”Ħ. “As I think about this, I don’t think I can really justify my relationship with strip clubs except to just straight-up admit I chase paid pussy like an addict. I genuinely believe this and still find myself at strip clubs at least 3-4 times a year and blowing my whole paycheck. I’d much rather be at a bar failing to pick up girls than paying someone to dry-hump me. Ergo strip club.”ĥ. “I don’t really enjoy a strip club. She won’t even do that on my birthday if I paid her 2k. She would not take it the right way and freak out over nothing.”Ĥ. “If my girlfriend and her friends would get naked and jack me off for $600, I would pay them to do it. I don’t expect my wife to understand this and I don’t even try to explain to her what going to a club like this is like for me. Uh, when I hit a club I don’t even feel like I’m cheating at all. It’s all an illusion of sexiness, whereas my wife is a real person that I love till death do us part or whatever. Actually, she doesn’t exist in the club once they turn the lights on. Luckily I hang out with a lot of creepy guys and probably go once a month.”ģ. “Listen, the kind of girl guys like me want to find at a strip club is a unicorn. One of my friends has to do it and it’s just a guys’ night then that wasn’t my idea. I’ll never initiate going to a strip club. ”Ģ. “I have a system to all of this to stay in the morally safe zone.
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I know no one will believe me, but my desire for women is like a disease. I think my girlfriend would also break up with me because she would feel way too much like a sex doll. Otherwise, I’ll go crazy and just think about sex until my head explodes. To borrow a line from Dexter, my sex drive is my ‘dark passenger’ and I literally see pink everywhere and I have to find a way to release it. But it’s true, particularly after a long day of work. 1. “My girlfriend gets tired of having sex with me.